Tuesday

I think I might have a foot fetish. Historically, this hasn’t been the case, but I was in a meeting today and for one brief but vivid second I imagined sucking on the toe of the woman giving the presentation. I also imagined what would happen if I actually did this. I came to the conclusion that it would probably end in some type of termination of my contract. And possibly a lowering of my stature in certain social circles.