The following is an exact transcript of a conversation I overheard between a shop assistant and a young chav girl in a jewellers today:
SHOP ASSISTANT: Can I help you?
CHAV GIRL: I’m lookin’ for one of those necklaces.
SHOP ASSISTANT: Which necklaces?
CHAV GIRL: Y’know. The one with the cross and the little man
on it.
If I was religious I would have probably been offended.
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On Being Constantly Aghast at The Modern Condition.
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By default, you are now also a Social Reject.
What follows is a fictionalised collection of one man's musings as he struggles to come to terms with the, at times, ridiculous nature of contemporary existense.
Each week, new posts will appear, chronicling the fraught way he navigates through people, places and events that he just can't get to grips with.
Disclaimer - this may or may not be a piece of writing by Phil Drinkwater which will hopefully result in his first book.
May I offer you a sincere and hearty thanks for stopping by.
By default, you are now also a Social Reject.
What follows is a fictionalised collection of one man's musings as he struggles to come to terms with the, at times, ridiculous nature of contemporary existense.
Each week, new posts will appear, chronicling the fraught way he navigates through people, places and events that he just can't get to grips with.
Disclaimer - this may or may not be a piece of writing by Phil Drinkwater which will hopefully result in his first book.
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