Saturday

I was in the cinema when somewhere in front of me I heard someone listening to their ipod. I literally couldn’t believe it. Eventually the cacophony of the film (which was shit, by the way. It was a combination of loud noises, bad special effects and casual violence, repeated consistently over what felt like several days) drowned out the sound. But then I heard it again. Unbelievable. Although by this point, whoever it was was listening to some decent music at least. In fact, they appeared to be listening to a really good but obscure band that I thought only I had ever heard of. It was only then that I realised that it was in fact my ipod in my pocket that was making the noise. I was so ashamed I left the cinema.